Prepare to dive into the hilariously heated debate surrounding the infamous camel toe versus its curious counterpart, the moose knuckle! Bethany Mortellaro and Cher Vaden explore various aspects of these two, including contrasting views between the sexes. They talk about why women dislike camel toes while men find them appealing, drawing a comparison to gray sweatpants for men. Sharing personal experiences and research findings, they highlight the discomfort women may face when clothing styles accentuate camel toe. The mention of influencers and their fashion choices also leads to a humorous conversation about the term “vagina plug.” Returning to the main subject, they explore ways to conceal camel toe, discussing products like pads as well as the humorous reviews of a product called Cuchini on Amazon. From amusing anecdotes to practical solutions, Bethany and Cher have crafted an episode that will leave you eager for more!
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Camel Toe Vs. Moose Knuckle
We’re going to jump right into this because this has been a hot topic in the salon lately, which is camel toe versus moose knuckle. We have discussed this before. We tried filming an episode on this.
It went all over.
We were squirrels, but after that episode, I have talked to so many men and women.
You pulled the audience.
I pulled the audience. Without question, women hate it and men love it.
I can see that.
I did not have one man say, “I don’t want to see a camel toe.”
They do. They want to see it.
They want to see it defined.
Women are a little bit more polite. We don’t necessarily acknowledge that we like to see an outline, but everyone knows about the gray sweatpants thing. That’s the equivalent. Maybe camel toe for men is gray sweatpants for women.
Camel toe for men is like gray sweatpants for women. Click To Tweet
There are a lot of colors.
That’s fair, but gray sweatpants are typically the sweatpants. You think of Rocky or Stallone running in gray sweatpants.
It was baggy.
You can still see that little outline. That’s a thing.
Are you talking about men and women?
Let’s say yoga pants and camel toe for men are the equivalents of men in sweatpants for women. A man would be like, “You need support,” like a woman says, “I don’t want to show my labia.” I can see why women would say no to camel toe whereas men are like, “I want to see the outlines.”
I’m not going to call it the labia this entire time. I will call it the vagina.
The vagina is the hole.
I get that it’s the hole, but there’s something about the word labia that when I say it, I feel dirty.
Is it like the word moist for you?
When I’m at a restaurant and they’re like, “Is it moist?” it’s repulsive to me.
Who are you polling? Do you go up to random people? Is it clients?
I talk to everybody. I talk to clients, friends, and people at the gym. I can’t stop looking. I’m checking out everybody’s vagina and moose knuckle. Thank God I wear a hat because you can’t see my eyes.
You avert your eyes.
I’m doing research. That’s my justification.
It’s fair. It’s all in the name of research. I’m not stalking or perving. I’m doing my research on camel toes. You’re looking at women’s crotches. This is hilarious.
Every time because you are a pecker checker.
I am a pecker checker.
Your husband has even mentioned that you are, “My wife is a pecker checker.”
He’s called me out for being a pecker checker.
I’m checking out peckers for research.
You’re checking out all crotches for the sake of research. This is in the name of science.
This is all for the show.
For me to check it wouldn’t be too outlandish, but for you to check, that’s going out there. You’re very dedicated. I love it.
I take my job seriously.
Your general research data shows that women hate camel toe. Your poll shows that women hate it and men love it, but did you ever dive deeper into that to find out why is it? Women don’t want to see it or don’t want to feel it.
They don’t want to see it. Both. They don’t want to feel it.
I can appreciate not feeling it.
There are certain leggings where the stitching is right up the vagina, which is horrible. Everybody needs to stop stitching that way. They also don’t want to walk around looking like they’ve got saggage down there because that’s how they feel. They feel saggy.
If you’re in yoga pants and you have saggage, you might want to consult a physician. My husband says, “Loose lips sink ships.” Don’t drink coffee when I say that.
He sent us a group text. Cher’s lovely husband sent us a picture of these random influencers who are taking pictures with lights and lamps behind them.
They’re with see-through nighties or something.
They’re dresses. It almost looks like a vagina plug.
What is a vagina plug? Is that like a tampon?
It’s some weird horny sex thing.
That’s how naive I am. I might be out there, but when it comes to stuff like that, I’m naive. I have no idea. I don’t know about those things.
After your husband sent that, I started researching.
The rabbit hole that you were in started with simple camel toe.
I’m deleting my history after that.
You need to. To me, it’s silhouettes. There are the inner labia and the outer labia. Outer labia is typically what you’re seeing with a camel toe. It’s divided. The scene has been shown. You can see either side of the outer labia, but the picture he sent us is tight on the outside but there’s a dangle on the inside, which is the inner labia hanging down.
I don’t know why any influencer would want to post a video or a picture with this appearing through their see-through clothing, but it almost looks like there is a stick coming out of their vagina, which makes me think of a plug. That’s the little handle to pull it out. It’s like a tampon strip. It’s horrible.
I don’t even know what to say about that. I don’t get it.
Going back to your husband’s statement, “Loose lips sink ships,” I said in the text, “Apparently, vagina plugs as well.”
Loose lips sink ships, and apparently vagina plugs as well. Click To Tweet
I was lost because I was thinking that you were talking about tampons. It’s my sweet naive little country-boy husband.
Your husband is far from naive.
He plays it very well. He plays like he’s naive yet I’m the one who seems like the pervert in the family, and I’m not. He’s much more educated.
We need to educate you.
I’m in the dark completely with vagina plugs.
We ought to do one episode on sex toys along with different hemp lubes and stuff like that. They have all kinds of CBD lubes.
I don’t know about any of this stuff. That’s sincere. I’m very much a pervert, and I can make anything turn into a pervy conversation, but I’m completely ignorant of whatever it is you’re talking about. I saw a tampon. I heard a tampon. That’s what a vagina plug is. Maybe it’s because my mom referred to tampons as a plug, “Do you need a plug?”
That’s such a dirty way to say it.
That’s what she said. If you think about it, that’s what you’re doing. It’s like putting a cork. That’s another conversation.
“Go put your plug in.”
Why would you tell someone to go put a plug in? You don’t tell them to do that. That’s weird. Say, “Grab a plug.” She called it a plug.
Back to the camel toe and the moose knuckle.
We were schooled as to the difference between camel toe and moose knuckle.
Share that.
It did take some googling or Urban Dictionary. There’s no reconnaissance, just online research. Moose knuckle is when a camel toe is very meaty. That’s what we thought it was, meaning myself and my husband, because he had mentioned it before, but in our research, we found that moose knuckle usually refers to a man having the camel toe where you got part of the package on one side of the deal, and the other part of the package is on the other side, which makes it look much larger. It’s a meaty camel toe. That’s not a sweatpants thing. That’s nasty.
You say meaty moose knuckle.
I said, “Meaty camel toe.” I intentionally did not say meaty moose knuckle. Meaty moose knuckle is on a whole other level. That’s where you got a whole lot of extras. That’s like wearing a thong. If you have a meaty moose knuckle, it’s almost like sticking a thong up your butt. Why would it be that big? It shouldn’t be that big.
I’m somebody who does not like to show off any moose knuckle at all or camel toe.
That’s the next level up.
I don’t have a moose knuckle.
She doesn’t. It’s not that I’ve looked but you don’t. I’ve seen you in yoga pants. I don’t think you can hide a moose knuckle. You’re good.
I am a preparer. I will wear a panty liner every single time.
Does that help?
It helps. Upon the very extensive research that I’ve done, one of the things to avoid camel toe is by wearing a panty liner in any kind of yoga pants.
I thought you might need tape.
What are you doing? That would hurt so bad. All I think of is shipping tape and taping my vagina down. What are you talking about?
You call it a vagina even though the vagina is the hole. I’m going to drag queens because I think of how they tuck and tape it so that it looks like legs, and then there’s that flat spot. I haven’t done this, but I would think if I was concerned, and I was wearing some tight pants or something, I would get a tucking tape and tape it up. I swear that’s what models must do.
The only clarifying thought I have in my head as you were speaking is how the skin looks as you’re peeling the tape off.
It’s probably like getting waxed, I would guess.
You have to do it fast.
Slow is not acceptable.
In my horrific thought, the skin is wrinkled, pulling, and painful.
Can I ask you something about that? Have you been waxed? Have you had laser?
Let me tell you something. Before I got married, I was waxed once. It was the most horrible experience I have ever encountered in my life. There was blood because she ripped my skin off. It was the botched job of waxing. There were chunks of wax still stuck to me and patches of skin. Imagine blood from where they ripped my skin off and chunks of wax stuck to my skin. My underwear is bloody and sticking to me.
This was right before your wedding.
There were chunks of wax. I couldn’t even shave because it was so painful.
You had no skin. What are you going to shave?
Welcome, honey.
Off-limits. You had a do not disturb sign.
This person came highly recommended. That was the first and last time I ever got waxed. Everything is lasered now. I love it. I feel clean. I don’t have to shave anymore. I could throw on a baiting suit. It’s great.
You’re wearing super uber-tight panties, but some things don’t look good with panties. Yoga pants don’t look good with panties. You’re picking your butt because the yoga pants move so much. Either you have a saggy crotch or it’s up there, and you run the risk of camel toe.
One of the recommendations of the lovely Google is to wear underwear to act as a barrier.
That’s what I’m saying. You can’t wear underwear with yoga pants in my opinion. I was constantly picking a wedgie. Finally, I was like, “There’s that little pad area.”
There’s a difference between full-back underwear and thongs. You can’t wear full-back underwear.
I can’t wear anything. I don’t have cute and tight butt cheeks like yours. Mine are a little jiggly. Things move a little extra. I get the flossing, and then it does start to run forward. I’m not going to lie to you. I wear a thong with yoga pants because I did get a new pair of yoga pants. They’re stretchy pants. They’re not yoga pants. Let’s face it. They’re made like yoga pants.
Are they dress-up leggings or workout leggings?
They’re neither. They’re made out of yoga pants material. A friend of mine got them for me. She wears them for work. They’re super cute. They have cargo pockets on the butt and the sides. They’re more like a comfy sporty pair of pants, but they’re tight. There is no pad or crotch part. My daughter refers to her lady parts as a hootie. She’s like, “Mommy, there’s a hootie pad in these pants.”
She has a leotard because she is in dance. She says, “Mommy, I didn’t wear panties because there’s a hootie pad in here.” I make her wear panties. I said, “You need that extra layer of protection,” but for myself, I can’t. I’m not a tiny little person. Everything is put where it’s supposed to be. Things have changed in my body. These new pants that I have don’t have that little hootie pad in them. I need to wear panties with it because if not, a full-on camel toe is happening.
There’s a stitch up the vagina too.
All of them are like that, but when you have a little pad, it’s like a square or a triangle has been cut out. It does sit properly and prevents the camel toe a little bit. I put them on at first and pulled them up so that it was a brutal camel toe. If I had more equipment, it would verge on moose knuckle, but I do not have that much equipment. It was a very predominant camel toe.
I walked out, and I was like, “Do you love my new pants?” He goes, “What the actual fuck?” I go, “What?” He goes, “You’re not wearing those out of the house.” I go, “Why?” As much as he loves it, he doesn’t want anyone else to see it on me. I had to put panties on with that. I was picking my butt the whole time. Back to the tape, I can appreciate if I was trying to wear something super cute that’s fitted pants like that, I might get some little tuck tape, pull everything, and make it look perfect.
There has to be a special tape that they make.
I bet it’s called tuck tape.
If I wear super low-cut shirts, I’ll use body tape to tape the shirt so I’m not nipple-flashing everybody at dinner.
Why not flash some nipples?
My husband would be like, “Walk the stage. Show off your camel toe.”
He does like to show you off. I love that. Michelangelo and I are so much more similar, and then you and Nick are more similar. He is my eye candy, and you are Michelangelo’s eye candy, “Wear tight jeans. Let’s go.” I want to see it, and I’m happy for everyone else to see it because he’s with me as I look very homely. We won’t talk about what you said. She said something very unkind about my shirts.
Cher is wearing this top. I love shopping on Amazon. I don’t even go to a store anymore. Everything comes from Amazon. Clothing, bathing suits, home stuff, and food all come from Amazon. I like this top that she’s wearing. However, it looks like a pilgrim.
That is not what you said before.
What I said was she needs to be in a polygamous community. It looks like she made her shirt by herself.
T-Tape Tuck Kit.
There is something.
It’s called tuck tape. It’s a tuck kit. I typed in tuck tape. Resin tape for epoxy would hurt. I’m not trying to tape duct tape on my business. That isn’t coming up. There’s sheathing tape in red. You can get it in different colors. They have it in different skin colors too. You can get it in beige and brown. Why would that not be a thing?
Somebody is capitalizing on that.
This is the best part, “Available in-store, tuck tape near you.”
The Home Depot.
Tuck tape, not duct tape.
Here’s something super cool that I have learned. There are a ton of TikTok videos on this. Typically, the underwear comes with a liner where the vagina area is. It’s an open hole where you tuck stuff. I checked. I love Hanky Panky underwear. It’s my favorite underwear.
I get rid of them.
I buy that off Amazon as well. I don’t go to the store for anything.
You don’t have time for that.
Take a baiting suit bra pad or any kind of bra pad. You could go to Joann’s or wherever. You hold it up against your underwear, cut out a perfect triangle, and then tuck it in the slot. You can throw it in the washing machine. It’s reusable.
That’s genius.
I’m going to do that.
How old were you when you learned how those things go on? I was 45 years old when I found out. That’s amazing. I always thought it was a place to hide drugs or money. You stuck it in there.
What do you hide?
I don’t do drugs, but if I did, especially back in the day, that would be a perfect place to hide it because people shouldn’t be going in your draws and trying to get your stuff.
I thought everybody did a bag. I’m taking it one step further. You put your drugs in your bag and slip it up there.
You plug it up. We’re back to the plugs again. That’s a genius idea. That would help with hiding the camel toe. It’s no different than putting a nipple pad on. You’re covering your slit.
The results are incredible.
You’ve seen TikTok videos.
I watched TikToks on this. They’re like, “I’m going to show you my camel toe before I put the pad in my underwear.”
You did full-on research.
I’m not joking.
I don’t have TikTok, but did you search TikTok for #CamelToe?
I searched Google. It brought up a bunch of TikTok videos. It shows women before. It’s major camel toe. They slot the little slit in their underwear. They slot the slit because that makes sense.
There was a split in the sheet.
They slide the cutout.
They slide that into the little hootie pocket.
It’s perfect because you’re cutting it to form yourself.
Don’t you think it matters how tight your panties are though? If your panties are tight, then that would help too. That’s the ultimate preventative. Stick your little pad in your hootie pocket, wear tight-fitting panties, and then put your pants over top. You should be safe.
You should be good.
If not, tuck tape. It’s a thing.
There’s also on Amazon this thing called Cuchini.
Why do I feel like I’ve heard this before? It’s like a bikini but for your cooch.
It’s an adhesive pad. I learned about this.
For some reason, I’ve heard this name before.
The reviews on Amazon are hilarious. People are like, “It started moving around, making me look like I had a bulge. People were questioning what I had down there. I put my underwear down to go to the bathroom. It fell in the toilet bowl.”
You’ve not slept because of your camel toe research. That is a rabbit hole.
You want to talk about squirrel moments. You can’t stop going down the rabbit hole. I would rather cut a bra liner and toss it in the washing machine.
Amazon has Cuchini Camel Toe Pad. It was on the Kardashians. I should have known. Maybe that’s when I was flipping through. It looks like a bicycle seat.
It also has this cup where your camel toe can rest. You have to pull this up.
It’s got before and after photos too.
Everybody needs visuals.
My glasses have gotten so loose. I’m like that nerdy character. I keep pushing out my glasses. I’m looking at some girl’s crotch. This is a thing. Reviews, here we go. I’m diving in. It’s called the original Cuchini.
Don’t knock it off.
“The Cuchini is a reusable, lightweight, and comfortable pad that adheres to undergarments and clothing with clear double-sided fashion tape to eliminate what is commonly known as camel toe, that unsightly frontal wedgie caused by form-fitting clothing such as swimwear and yoga pants. Have no fear. The Cuchini is here.” This is what’s written here, “Don’t be embarrassed ever again. Use the comfortable and confident-boosting solution to this all-too-common problem. Don’t forget extra double-sided Cuchini fashion tape.” They even sell fashion tape.
They only give you two plies. That’s all you get.
Did you order this?
I did not.
That would have been full-circle research.
I did not, but I will be doing the bra thing. My kids are going to be like, “What the hell are you doing?”
I have some in my dryer because I bought new little sports bras, and they come with them, “Place the Cuchini pad into the bikini, lingerie, yoga pants, sports attire, jeans, or any form-fitting clothing with the narrow side facing down.” How else would it fit? If it’s the other way, you don’t cover everything, “Facing down and back with the smooth side against your clothing. Adjust to personal preference. For secure placement, double-sided fashion tape is included. Gently handwash the Cuchini with mild detergent and allow it to air dry before use. You may also machine wash the Cuchini in a lingerie bag with light-colored clothing on a gentle cycle and allow it to air dry before use. For additional solutions to your most embarrassing fashion problems, please visit.” It gives you a website.
I was very disappointed in its ratings. I was excited when I saw it.
How about the fact that under the You Might Also Like, it gives two other options for a camel toe concealer? It’s called Camel Toe Concealer. The next thing over is a bunion thing. From camel toe, we transition into toe issues. Bunions are what’s up.
It’s the whole toe family.
There are questions that people write, “Is it made of silicone? Will this work for a drag queen?” It matters how much you got underneath, “Does it come with adhesive tape?” Some people don’t even read the things before they get them. This is crazy. This is a rabbit hole.
You’re going to go down the rabbit hole reading these reviews, and you’re going to be highly disappointed.
Most of them are disappointing.
One of the reviews was like, “People are going to question if I’m a male or a female.”
It can’t be a one-size-fits-all situation.
That is why the bra liner is pretty much a one-size-fits-all.
I like that idea.
Throw it in the wash. I have to wear something when I work out because I sweat profusely. I don’t want to walk around with a sweaty vagina. That’s not attractive.
That has health ramifications as well. Let’s be honest. A camel toe would cause a health problem.
On that note, I reached out to a girlfriend. We’re not going to say her name. She wants to stay private, but because I am a vagina-pecker checker in the gym, I reached out to her and said, “Do you have any crazy stories?”
Is this our mutual friend?
This is our mutual friend.
I’m loving it. The best part about that is I can envision her telling a story. I’m going to love this. I do not know the story.
This story is to die for. She’s like, “Camel toes are everywhere,” but because I’m checking them out in the gym, I was like, “I’m going to reach out to her to see if she has any crazy gym stories.”
Am I bracing? I’m bracing.
This is what she said.
I’m ready.
This is not a camel toe story, but it’s one that’s going to blow your mind.
I can only imagine.
“Good morning. This 60-something lady would repeatedly come into the gym with a super long shirt on. All the regulars saw her come every day because she was a regular. One day, somebody came up to me and said, ‘That lady doesn’t have any pants on, and that’s gross.'”
She’s just wearing a long shirt. That’s it. They probably thought she was wearing those tiny gym panties or booty shorts at 60.
You’re 60. Halfway through the story, I had to call her and be like, “You have to give me more details here. Did she have dementia? Did she seem like there was something off?” She said she was a normal 60-year-old lady, “She’s sitting all over everything. For a straight week, every day, management would have to ask her to wear pants to the gym. Who does that? She’s sitting all over the equipment spread eagle, and you could see everything.” She says, “She was so mad when management went up to her and said, ‘Ma’am, you have to put pants on.'” Do you want to know what her response was? “I don’t see any signs saying I need to wear pants.”
It’s not a convenience store. It’s implied. People should wear pants.
Her girlfriend was the one who had to go up to tell her. She’s like, “I’m speechless. It’s common courtesy to wear pants.”
At least underpants.
Could you imagine the bodily fluids when you get up from a bench press?
She left a streak. I did not leave a streak.
She said, “She still did not wear pants but would sit in a gym.” Finally, they had to take her membership away.
What was she trying to do?
I don’t know.
Was there an Ashton Kutcher behind the scenes? Were they getting punked?
If I’m the one looking at camel toes and moose knuckles, I would be all over.
You would die. I would have started laughing. Can you imagine if you and I were at the gym together, and I saw it? I would have said, “Bethany, that lady has got all of her business hanging out.” You would have been like, “What?” I would have been like, “Take a look. That woman is wearing no draws. She got no draws.”
She was highly offended that they would ask her to wear pants.
There’s something mentally wrong with her. Maybe she lives in Paradise Lakes or something.
We’re going down the rabbit hole of, “These gym stories are hilarious.”
Don’t tell me there’s another one.
They had to end a membership for an elderly man who would hang out in the men’s locker room and walk around naked. Multiple men were complaining about this elderly man. He would go up to random men and helicopter his penis.
How would you not die? If I was a dude, I would be like, “Pops, what the hell? That’s impressive. Thanks for sharing.”
They said, “People are complaining that you’re helicoptering your penis. You’ve got to stop.”
Did he hold it? Could he do it?
I didn’t know the detail of the research.
Can you imagine? Gym stories would be fun. I have a good gym story, but I’m not sharing it on this show. It only correlates because it’s a gym story.
It doesn’t relate to vaginas, penises, and camel toes.
It does relate to all of this, but it’s on a whole other level. Since we are talking about the camel toe, the moose knuckle, and penises, I’ll tell you about when I worked a million years ago at the makeup counter in a large department store. It was during Christmastime. This man would come in all the time. I had never noticed him before. You’re going to probably find it amazing that I didn’t notice him, but he would come in all the time.
This one particular night, I was working, and he came in. I saw him walk past. It was no big deal because he was wearing these tight yoga pants but bicycle pants nonetheless. He’s a big man. He’s not heavy, but tall and very fit. When he was walking into the mall through the makeup section and then when he was leaving, he comes back to the makeup section.
All of a sudden, I caught a visual. It had to have been a prosthetic that he had in those pants. There’s no way that was real. This thing was halfway down his thigh. The pants were tight. Nothing was left up to the imagination except for the color of what it was because you saw every detail. He was circumcised. I don’t know if he was a shower and not a grower or if there was a prosthetic.
Were they jeans or bike pants?
They were yoga pants. This was in the early 2000s.
That makes me think of bike pants for some reason.
They’re bicycle pants. That’s what it was like. He got off of a cycling tour of France or something. This thing is not strapped to his leg, but it’s there and it’s moving.
That’s not a pistol.
It was not. This was not a holdup. It was a dangle. You can’t help but look. He knows everyone is looking. First of all, if you’re packing that much heat and wearing yoga pants, all you’re doing is trying to get people to look.
He needs tuck-it tape.
He needed more than that. He needed a damn bucket. He needed to strap on a cog piece. It was gigantic. It was not normal. I believe it was probably a prosthetic. He probably stuck one of those toys that you know about in his pants. You’re the connoisseur of sex toys. I know nothing. I’m just a pecker checker. You couldn’t help but check that pecker. That wasn’t even a pecker. That was a damn dong. That thing was gigantic.
We talked about this before because it always reminds me of when you tell me the story of that grandpa who walks around with a prosthetic penis hanging out.
That’s what it was like.
I want to do that.
You should.
I love pranking people.
In this day and age, it wouldn’t go over because people would believe it, “She’s probably transitioning. She got her boobs already, but it’s a shame to let something that big go.”
It’s hanging out of my shorts.
If you’re transitioning from a man to a woman and you’re packing some heat, that would be a shame. Isn’t that terrible? Be ashamed to cut off something that big. Can you imagine? If you were to pack that, you should go to the gym. Everyone knows you. You should go to the gym one day. I would pay you. I would put you on a truth or dare.
Put a hidden camera.
I would pay you to walk into the gym that we have gone to with all these regulars. Why would you get kicked out? You couldn’t possibly get kicked out because you’re wearing pants.
I am but with the tip of a penis hanging out of my pants.
You have to have the berries with the twig. You can’t just have a twig because that doesn’t work. You have to have a full-on. I will pay you. I’m going to put a dollar number. This is going to be money well spent to see you. Perfect and put-together Bethany, go into the gym with your boobies and your prosthetic penis. I’m going to sit back and have some sort of, “Ma’am, you need to put that thing away. Sir, excuse me. Could you put that thing away?” What if it’s someone who has never seen you before? They don’t know. You don’t want to misaddress the person. You got both things there. There’s a set here and a set here, “I don’t know what to call this person. Excuse me.” I would pay to see that.
That’s too much.
I want you to go up to one of the guys at the gym who sees you all the time. You know how they do that little friendly, “How are you?”
We do a fist bump. Everyone has got their AirPods in. I don’t have time to talk. I just fist bump and walk away.
It would be great if you could find somebody that you would hug. Why would you hug someone at the gym?
They would die.
Let’s say you’re wearing a robe or something, so it’s not obvious yet. They feel it on their leg. I would do that.
How about you doing that?
I would be afraid to get punched. You’re tiny. I don’t think you would get punched in the face.
I’m going to walk into the gym with my big ass hair.
There are your big old boobies and a prosthetic penis in your yoga pants with a camel toe. That would be amazing.
It’s not hard to go down the rabbit hole.
Not at all. I’m envisioning it, which is making me almost pee my pants because I’m internally laughing so hard at what these reactions would be.
If only we could be inside your head, Cher.
It would be a fun place, but it would be a scary place. There are visions of a camel toe and a moose knuckle.
Are you dressed in a polygamous shirt though? You’re going to go home.
It will never wear again because he’s going to make fun of me. He’s going to say, “Laura Ingalls, forget the polygamous thing.” I’m off the prairie.
At the end of the day, if you want to get rid of your camel toe, there’s panty liner and this Cuchini thing off Amazon.
At the end of the day, if you want to get rid of your camel toe, use panty liner. Click To Tweet
We proved that to not be good.
Honestly, I would tell you to not do that one. My favorite is cutting the bra liner and tucking it into your underwear.
I like the pad tuck.
It’s an easy solution. I don’t even need camel toe stories. I want gym stories. If you have any crazy gym stories like the ones we talked about, either find us on Instagram @SlimeInMyStilettos or email us at SlimeInMyStilettos@Gmail.com.
I can’t wait to hear the stories.
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